A Limerick, for St. Patrick's Day

There once was a young man from Cork
Who had trouble using a fork
He never could learn
How to make the thing turn
Without giving way too much torque.

Probably not a prize winner, but by the time I sat down to write my blog today, I had only three minutes before the stroke of midnight, and I wanted this entry dated on March 17, and those lines are the first things that popped into my head! It is what it is!

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