There once was a young man from Cork
Who had trouble using a fork
He never could learn
How to make the thing turn
Without giving way too much torque.
Probably not a prize winner, but by the time I sat down to write my blog today, I had only three minutes before the stroke of midnight, and I wanted this entry dated on March 17, and those lines are the first things that popped into my head! It is what it is!
Show your Irish and write a limerick! (Please remember this is a family publication!)
Have some fun! Leave your limerick as a comment under this entry!
limericks are fun! mine are all about dance (quelle surprise!)
ReplyDeleteThere once was a dancer named Don
Who hoped one dance craze would live on -
He told a reporter:
"My one leg is shorter ...
What'll I do when hiphop is gone?"
There once was a dancer named Ruth
Who taught tap in a telephone booth
Though she started out small
She never missed a call ...
Now she has her own school in Duluth.
Here's one for you:
ReplyDeleteA dancer from Scotland implored
Her teacher to give her a sword
She tripped as she danced
Her left foot was lanced
She hung up her shoes: she was bored!